all i want is a cute studio apartment in the city with exposed brick, maybe a fireplace. in a cute neighborhood with a coffee shop and a park.
that’s it.
and a puppy.
me too please.
LETS BE ROOMMATES
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I.
When I was trying to quit smoking
and we drank white wine from Mason jars,
you called my freckles cocoa powder
and I called your green eyes
celery.II.
I am learning how to be a grown-up
who pays bills, cooks her own meals,
and doesn’t cry at words like
I think I just want to be friends.III.
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The truth is this:
Love is an organic thing.
It rots and softens.All That’s Left To Tell, Clementine von Radics (via swimmingpoolforants) -
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Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal
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"So, you wanna know what I want? I want it all. I want to be in love so much it hurts. The frissons. The pin pricks. The mind-blowing sex. The connection. And I want to be married with kids I adore and a husband who makes me feel safe, sexy, smart, secure, silly, serious, salacious, sinful, serene, satisfied. I want someone who makes me laugh until milk comes out of my nose (only I don’t drink milk). I want to finish someone’s sentences. I want to believe in someone, in something, in a future that’s not just about laundry and soccer practice ad subdivisions and minivans and guilt-tripping grandparents. I want to make someone a better person. I want to be a good example. I want to love some kids into the world. I want someone who stimulates my brain as much as my body. I want to taste everything and go everywhere. I want to give and I want to get. I want too much and I want it all in one person."Other People’s Love Letters: 150 Letters You Were Never Meant to See (via busyoverthinking)
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This is me… but with texts
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One of the funniest cat memes…
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generallylameoccasionallyawesome:
Professor Snape actually faked his death. He now works for what the muggles call “American Airlines.”
Please get on flight three hundred and ninety fourrr.
Omg
There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations on this flight.
Please do not leave any baggage unattended, people might think you’re…………………….
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up to something.
You’re still working here, after all this time?
Always
Tumblr i’m done with you
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wild-horses-could-drag-me-away:
where do they keep finding these people
Hahahahahahaha!
…She said….something…I know it.
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To make up for all the Australian animals that will try to kill you, there is the Quokka who smiles in its sleep.
[reddit]
*dies*
